Why is it the colder the X-ray table, the more of your body must be on it?

Have you ever found yourself lost in thought because it was unfamiliar territory?

Ever considered that if you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left?

Is it true that the probability of being watched is directly correlated to the stupidity of your act?

Can you explain why there is no egg in eggplant, no ham in hamburger and neither apple nor pine in pineapple?

If all is not lost, where is it?

Do prisoners use cell phones?

Ever wondered how it is that, when two hearts race, both win?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Is the hardness of the butter always proportional to the softness of the bread?

If your car traveled at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

How come every time you try to show someone a machine isn't working, it does?

Did you hear the police were called to a day care center where a 3-year-old was resisting a rest?

Can you remember ever being absent-minded?

Why are wise men and wise guys different?

Have you ever felt like you're diagonally parked in a parallel world?

Physiologically,oughtn't it be men who ride horses sidesaddle?

If a deaf person goes to court, does he or she still get a hearing?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our worthless junk in the garage?

Did you know "politics" in Latin is derived from "poli," which means "many," and "tics," which means "bloodsucking creatures?"

Why is it that every time the world beats a path to your doorway, you're in the bathroom?

Know that indestructible black box used aboard aircraft? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If lawyers are disbarred, shouldn't electricians be delighted, musicians denoted and cowboys deranged?

Why, when you dial a wrong number, do you never get a busy signal?

How can there be such things as self-help "groups?"